Basting Fairy not needed: I glue baste all my quilts. Takes about 20 minutes for a large quilt. I don't understand why anyone would spend all that time pinning or thread basting a quilt. It's not necessary unless you really like basting.
Cutting Fairy not needed: I use my Go or precuts when the size is right.
Border Fairy needed part time: I don't add borders unless it enhances the quilt and is pieced, borders to make the quilt bigger looks like add ons to make the quilt bigger.