The last time we had a cat in heat, she was so miserable that I actually, um, rubbed her with a q-tip. It would work for an hour or two. :shock: :shock:
Oh...my.....ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!! Tears on streaming down my cheeks and my DH thinks I have lost my mine....oh...dear...gasping...lol
That is what I call a dedicated cat owner...or desperate for some peace and quiet. My hats off to you! :-)