Originally Posted by tranum

Have you read any Jan Karon books ? I started to write them down !

Starved as a barn cat
Green as tasseling corn
Came like ants to jam
Ran like a scalded dog
Dull as dishwater
Like a bee to clover
Hot as a depot stove
You messed with the wrong rhino
Looks like you were yanked up by the roots
Clinging like moss to a log
Stacking up like planes over Atlanta
That house is too small to cuss a cat
Dumb as wash on a line
Older than the Bill of Rights
Tires so bald he should start writing his obituary
Weak as pond water
Proud as a pup with 2 tails
Panting like a farm dog after a rabbit
Went through him like seed corn through a goose