OMG....you made my day. I read the first one about coming home to an empty closet and then the one where the kids cleaned out the basement and had a huge bon-fire and I started laughing so hard I could not quit. I laughed for so long I could barely read the other replies. My dog even came and stood on my chest in my face thinking something exciting was going on and she was missing it. Wish I was brave enough for someone to clean out some of my clutter like those two cases. ROFLMAO