Apologies to A. A. Milne... my machine inspires a certain poetry...
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
She's shredding with all her might and main,
I've promised her needles and
and shop repair - all in vain -
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
She won't sew a stitch that won't have to be ripped...
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
She's run perfectly well and she hasn't a pain,
And it's lovely metallic for dinner again!
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
~That's It I Quilt