I get the my computer has been hacked by so and so. I need to get on my computer so they can take care of the hacker. I told him my computer was in the repair shop. Then he wanted to know when I would be getting it back. I told him when the repair guy got rid of the hackers like him.
The other call that I get is we have been monitoring your credit cards for 6 mos, and we can help you. Then they ask you which credit cards you have. I told them, if you've been monitoring them you must know which ones I have. I'm like Chasing Hawk, No credit cards.