One "funny" lost diamond story: I used to take my children to a female dentist at one of the local hospitals in Boston. My youngest was in the chair with his mouth wide open, when the dentist cried out "no one move...I lost my diamond". (These were the days before gloves and masks). We couldn't find it anywhere. She believed my son swallowed it and asked us if we would watch his **** over the next few days in case he passed it. (Ah, no. File an insurance claim). We went back to dentist 2 weeks later for more work and I asked if she ever found stone. Yup, it was on the floor, next to the spit sink. Glad I didn't have to watch my son's ****. The dentist was going to file a claim when her assistant found the stone. We had a good laugh about it and every time we saw her afterward, she'd flash her ring to show she still had it.