Husband and wife go shopping joke...
Husband and wife go grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” ask the wife.
“They’re on sale for only $10 for 24 cans!” he told her.
“Put them back. We can’t afford them!” she demands.
They continue shopping and she puts a $20.00 jar of face cream in the cart.
“What are you doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream and makes me look beautiful”, replies the wife.
He says, “So does the beer and it’s half price.”
Paramedics were called to aisle 5.