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Husband and wife go shopping joke...

Old 02-02-2021, 11:27 AM
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Husband and wife go grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” ask the wife.

“They’re on sale for only $10 for 24 cans!” he told her.

“Put them back. We can’t afford them!” she demands.

They continue shopping and she puts a $20.00 jar of face cream in the cart.

“What are you doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream and makes me look beautiful”, replies the wife.

He says, “So does the beer and it’s half price.”

Paramedics were called to aisle 5.
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Old 02-02-2021, 12:33 PM
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😂😂😂😂good one!
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Old 02-02-2021, 02:03 PM
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Made me laugh, good one.
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Old 02-02-2021, 03:04 PM
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LOL. Good one!
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Old 02-02-2021, 04:25 PM
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thanks needed that LOL
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Old 02-02-2021, 05:20 PM
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Haha! Loved it!
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Old 02-03-2021, 04:49 AM
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ha ha i love it.
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Old 02-03-2021, 06:22 AM
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Funny. Everyone needs a chuckle.
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Love it!!!
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Old 02-03-2021, 11:09 AM
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Too funny. I still what to know who won.
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