I would love an iron without any steam holes. I agree that sometimes fabric gets stuck in the little holes. I kinda like my Cricut Heat Press. It keeps me from moving the iron around and stretching the fabric, even a little bit. If I need steam, i just use a spray bottle. I avoid starch. I read somewhere that starch will attriact bugs. I don't think I would use vodka. My family might think I am a closet drinker! (JK)