I quess a blond moment is better than a gray moment but they seem pretty much the same. My husband called me once from about 45 miles away---he'd lost the keys to his van while flying RC planes. I drove there, walked the grounds for about half an hour and still didn't find them. I said, "Did you check your pockets?" He said,"Of course I did, I'm not stupid." (he said it right?) Anyway I checked his pockets and guess what I found. Yep, his keys! I didn't let him forget it either. I took two key rings, made a long band of really bright fabric and told him to hook one end to a belt loop and one end to his keys. That way when he lost them again he could just follow the band of fabric. LOL He didn't see the humor in that or the large bright bow I tied to his keys.