Those Brothers have pictures on their instructions on how to do the bobbin and thread the machine.. You are running out of excuses, we are waiting...LOL!!!!
Really, it is simple. Wind that bobbin and thread that machine. Don't start with a quilt. Take some fabric or old clothes and practice sewing straight lines, play with the stitiches and practice that 1/4 inch seam. You can do it!
If you have a problem, come back here. We will be glad to help.