My dad used to say When I hurt myself or had a headache etc--Do you want me to hit your big toe with a hammer so your head won't hurt? (so helpful! LOL!)
Or he would say I feel for you but I can't quite reach you!
What is really funny is to say these things to my grands especially Rachel(8) and have her say my mom says that all the time!! LOL It does go down the generations! LOL