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Thread: 2 Ways to look at everything (joke)

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    There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"

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    LOL!!!

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    hahhahahahahhahahahahhha!

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    I fell off the couch!!!! Dang that was funny..

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    Quote Originally Posted by slk350
    There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"

    Serves him right!

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    Yeah!! HAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrannieAnnie
    Quote Originally Posted by slk350
    There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"


    Serves him right!
    My thought exactly! lol

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    ok, now that was really funny. Thanks, I needed that.

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    Roflmao!!!!

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by alikat110
    Roflmao!!!!
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    Cute!

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Funny

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    That is a good one!

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    I love that joke, never heard it before......ROtFLOL

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