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Thread: 23 Adult Truths

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    23 Adult Truths







    ****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ******

    1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.








    Last edited by QuiltnNan; 02-25-2013 at 10:57 AM. Reason: language

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    Excellent list! I can identify with at least 20 of those things!!

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    lol Great read!

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    wow those were great thanks

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    Loved it. Will pass these on.

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    Thanks Tanya!
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    # 14. Yep, I do that! Today as a matter of fact.
    # 23. I've known so many men who could have 'been' this one.

    Jan in VA, still laughing
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    I like this a lot. Always great to read what I am thinking most of the time.

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    Great list! I sent it to all my adult family who would probably find themselves in them! lol

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    So funny! Thanks for the laugh!!!

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    So true - what a great list!

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    What's blue ray?

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    Too funny !! I guess more truthful than we would care to admit.
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    So funny, and true! I'm sharing...
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    you just made my day-hilarious!!

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    I love these! Thanks for posting! Most hit home!

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    Oh my gosh, I thought I had read them all, but these are so especially funny. Thanks so much.

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    I will be stealing this to send to all my friends. It was truly a hoot.

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    Great, I passed them along to family. thanks

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    I "ditto" all these comments. What an insightful and wonderful list! I'm passing it along ...
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    You had me at #1! Love them all!

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    Thanks for the laugh!!! Those were great...and so true.
    When it seems like the world is falling to pieces remember that the pieces are falling into place. We are nearing closer to the End Times.

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    Those are great! I'm definitely passing these on for others to enjoy a good laugh.

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    Thanks so much for brightening my day.

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    Great list. Thanks for sharing.

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