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Thread: Adult Truths

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    Super Member M.I.Late's Avatar
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    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
    immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
    argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
    to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted
    sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on
    # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
    told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind
    of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there
    comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
    anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
    after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
    Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical
    report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
    just so I know not to answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
    given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than
    Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto"
    routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
    between boredom and hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say
    "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a
    word they said?

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
    line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
    strong, brothers and sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
    Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
    times and still not know what time it is.

    23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
    locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
    Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze
    button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every
    time.

    24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup,"
    was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only
    took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
    Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

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    M.I.LATE!! I am going to cut, copy, paste and print your list then post them in the break room!! Everybody needs a laugh!! I agree with you 100 % :roll: and that doesn't happen very often, just ask my hubby!!
    {{{hugs, Marie }}}

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    LOL those are so funny and true :lol:

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    I enjoyed these. Thanks.

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    Really enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing.

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    I can't STOP laughing!!!!!!!!!! This is the best thing I've seen lately!
    Sending it to all my pals, thanks!! There's going to be lots of chuckles today!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

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    These are great! I was laughing when I read #24 to my DH and he just looked at me and said, "hmm." That was funny, too. :)

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    Thank's needed a good laugh! And by the way those are oh, so TRUE!

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    i can relate to a few of these! thanks for the chuckle!

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    LOL....those are hilarious!!! :lol:

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    I love them all, but #19 is ME!!!

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    hahahahahaha love #24 but what is scary is that I can relate to almost all of them!! Thanks for my daily smile.

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    Super Member Scrap Happy's Avatar
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    This is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh. This one is getting e-mailed to friends so they can have a nice laugh too.

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    I LOL'ed! Great stuff...

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    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
    told you how the person died.

    Saw a cartoon by Roz Chast (my favorite) - showing a page of obits, after each name it said, A year younger than you, just your age, two years older than you, etc. --- At some point that is what you look at!!

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    lol

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    These are *good* and *true* ... :lol: :lol:
    :thumbup: :thumbup: to you M.I.Late ~ thanx for sharing ...
    needed that good laugh, especially #24 ... too funny! :lol:

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