Old 11-20-2010, 10:25 PM
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A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:30 PM
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:33 PM
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LMBO!!! DH will have to read this one.
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:57 PM
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very nice shuld all remember this fact
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Old 11-21-2010, 02:49 AM
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I'll have to send this to my Mom & Dad who will be married 62 years next month.
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Old 11-21-2010, 03:23 AM
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I'll have to send this to my Mom & Dad who will be married 62 years next month.
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