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    Old 12-24-2010, 12:10 PM
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    40 years of marriage...

    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.


    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....
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    Old 12-24-2010, 12:12 PM
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    Old 12-24-2010, 12:17 PM
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    oh garsh nabbit... he he he Well actualy not any more we have the dont ask dont tell bizz going round. there are male fairies there too.
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    Old 12-24-2010, 02:35 PM
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    REPEAT! saw this one on the board within past month! :oops:
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    Old 12-25-2010, 11:49 AM
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    Love it.
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    Old 12-25-2010, 03:34 PM
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    Ohhh, that was a good one! LOL!
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    Old 12-25-2010, 08:41 PM
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    Originally Posted by quilting cat
    REPEAT! saw this one on the board within past month! :oops:

    Repeats aren't allowed? I never saw this one. Ditter needs her own forum!!! Love it!
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