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Thread: The cat and the cab driver....Sunday's funny!

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    A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

    The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.

    The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

    A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.

    "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!




    The cab driver hit a parked car.

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    Now I have had my bedtime funny I can go to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M.E.H.
    Now I have had my bedtime funny I can go to bed.
    Me too!

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    oh i love it thanks for the laugh

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    Too cute!

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    Oh my goodness :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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    lol

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    Hilarious!

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    When I saw the word cat I knew it was going to be a good one!!
    hahaha

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    LOL!

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    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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    soooooooooooooooooooooo funny

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    You sure come up with some cute stories. We all enjoy a good laugh. Thanks

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    Thanks Ditter, you always make me laugh. I look for this everyday and realized late this afternoon that I hadn't taken time before church to read it. So many had posted things today that it took quite awhile to get to it.

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    So funny.

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    So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    loved this!
    Ceegee

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    im new here but i have to say i just love reading your jokes!! They always make me laff,,,,,,,,, thank you for that. Keep up the good work!

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    Hilarious!

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    Oh my stars.....still laughing about it after couple minutes!

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    Thanks for the laugh - you've got me looking forward to your post every day.

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    Thanks once again for a good laugh, Ditter.

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    Thanks. Always good to have a good laugh.

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    Attended a memorial service today for a dear quilting friend of 25 years. One of the funny stories about her was told at the reception afterwards. It seems that after she had her gallbladder removed and was ready to go home, her young intern came to see if she had any further questions about her surgery, recovery, etc., before she was released. She grew even more serious and focused on the young intern and said, Yes, I do have one question, Dr. He looked up, eager to answer her question. She said, How soon can I have sex? The very serious intern blushed to the roots of his hair and beat a hasty retreat from the room while she had a good laugh.

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    So funny!! :)

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