Chicken Surprise

Old 07-10-2013, 02:35 PM
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly

And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.

He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises,

and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and

Demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

(You're going to love this...................

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter,

'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
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Old 07-10-2013, 02:54 PM
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dat so funny...make me laugh
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Lol lol
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Old 07-10-2013, 04:38 PM
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Oh ho, ho, ho. I kept thinking what would it be that had to do with Chicken surprise!!! very cute.
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cute joke made my night
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Golly, golly, golly - I'm still laughing!!! Can't wait to pull this one on my DH.
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Love it!!! Passed on.
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Old 07-12-2013, 06:53 AM
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That is so funny....LOL...........
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Old 07-12-2013, 06:57 AM
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So funny! I've seen this joke before but still forget about it. Could be because I've been asleep since last time!
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