Ditter43

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the Cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

Number 4 guy

They all turn to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf,' and she said...

'Take a sweater!'"

donnalynett

Love it and keep them coming as we all need good laughs!

athomenow

I can relate! Almost anything versus sex is doable! I'm old!

Kitsie

Ditto, Ditter!

patmas57

Ha ha! Love it! Thanks, Ditter!

Hattie Frances

Ditter, you are the Queen of "Clean Entertainment" Love your stories - Merry Christmas lady.

Needlegrammy

Love it!!!!

Maris

That was great Ditter. Wonder what he would have said if his wife wanted to go golfing too.

amyjo

Thanks, Ditter.

woody

Thanks Ditter, I love your jokes