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Thread: Cold Morning...ha ha ha

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Cold Morning...ha ha ha

    Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen,won't OPEN".


    Husband texts back:
    "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

    Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
    "Computer really screwed up now"
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Now that's funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Good one!!!

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    Good one! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Lol lol
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    I needed that! Thanks

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    good one. need the laughs today.. cute cute
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    Oh Gosh!!!! you got me again girl. Have a wonderful day!!!

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    Thanks, Ditter. I sent this to a friend whose cat knocked over a glass of water on his computer. $750 later and he knows now to make sure the cat has water.
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    Thanks for the laugh...
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    HAHAHAHAAHAHA love it .. thanks for sharing !
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    ROFLMAO, to darn funny, thanks once again for my morning laugh.
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    ...lol.....thanks for the early am laugh...very funny.
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    awwwwww that is funny .......lol

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    ditter,thankyou for that. talk about miscommunication. you are such a treasure always making me smile.Jan
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    Thanks for a good laugh. I needed today!!!!!

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    Ya got me, Ditter, didn't expect that ending. Can't say it was my morning laugh as it is the next day, in the evening, but it was a good laugh anyhow.
    Yooper32 aka: Donna B

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    My DH loves it when I can get him with jokes like this! Thanks, Ditter!
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