Dr.'s Appointment....funny
09-08-2011, 04:17 PM
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When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day.
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion
in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out
of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion
in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out
of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."
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