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Old 08-10-2010, 12:53 PM
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Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old tall, tan and terrific babe who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bill's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bill, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bill replies, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!”
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age”, Bill replies.
“What did you tell her, you were only 50?”
Bill smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:55 PM
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that is awful. but really really funny.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:56 PM
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Brilliant. Love it.
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Funny. Thanks for the smile.
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"Smiling" :D
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Too cute, I actually laughed out loud
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Uh oh!
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too cute..
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:53 PM
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Oh my. Thanks for the laugh.
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