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10-10-2010, 07:02 AM

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patricej

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ

How to release the TV remote control!

this course has a prerequisite: Find the Stinkin' Remote Yourself 101

10-10-2010, 07:03 AM

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sueisallaboutquilts

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Oh Kathy, that one got better and better!!! hahahaha
Love it- off to send to everyone I know lol

10-10-2010, 07:19 AM

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stitchingmemories

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Originally Posted by PatriceJ

i can see i'm going to be very busy for a while.

can somebody please help me lift my purse so i can head to walmart in search of that self-levitating curling iron?

:mrgreen:

:lol: :thumbup: :wink:

10-10-2010, 07:22 AM

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raptureready

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Could you smack him once for me too?

10-10-2010, 08:38 AM

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ptquilts

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that was funny! DH and I have solved the toilet lid problem - people who want it up put it up, and people who want it down, put it down.

10-10-2010, 08:40 AM

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ptquilts

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I want an adjunct to Class 4

How much smaller could your purse be if you weren't carrying around all the junk your husband does not want to carry himself.

10-10-2010, 08:47 AM

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bearisgray

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ptquilts

that was funny! DH and I have solved the toilet lid problem - people who want it up put it up, and people who want it down, put it down.

Works for us -

This is actually a parody of the "Classes for Men" that was going around -

Some battles just aren't worth fighting - which way to put the toilet paper - I'm just glad there is some within reach when needed!

I just check to see which way the toilet seat is - as long as it's clean and dry - I'm okay with it - and put it the way I want/need it. (I've been to many restrooms where the "ladies" sprinkled)

If we want to dish it out to the guys - guess we better be prepared to get some of it back.

:roll:

10-10-2010, 08:48 AM

#18

lauriejo

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CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY JANUARY 25, 2008. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? —
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be determine.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, Diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

10-10-2010, 09:11 AM

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C.Cal Quilt Girl

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LOL do have to say these are both funny... but really does any one think the guys are going to a class on Monday (football) Saturday (most other sports) Friday you get my drift.... Guess any one can have a drip in the sink for years but if the cable goes out probibly on speed dial :)

10-10-2010, 09:13 AM

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grammiepamie

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There is something genetically wrong with all men. One of these days, maybe not in our lifetime, a scientist or Doctor will discover this gene and remove it from each and every one of the male species, and then life will be more enjoyable. LOL LOL LOL LOL