If wishes were fishes, we'd all take a swim.

Better to be P"d off, than p'd on.

My college English professor always said;"Grapple in your ignorance."

An apple a day keeps the Doc away.
Be happy, don't worry.
Grass don't grow on a busy street.
Find a pen pick it up, for the rest of the day you'll have good luck(this didn't work for me I got a trip to the emergency room, I got stung by a yellow jacket, I'm allergic.
My Dad's favorite saying, on rainy days, :walk in between the drops" He would say this every time we were leaving and it was raining. I still find myself saying this to people, they kind of look at you funny.
Take it easy, ......but take it.
Life's short, don't make it any shorter. Grandma would say this when we were getting on her nerves.
Have not, want not.
Don't shine your shoes if your going out in a rain storm.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. John Donne

I'm off like a dirty shirt!
Common sense is the least common of the senses.
My boss always said "Greatest thing since night baseball" about something new.

More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs-

The hurrier I go - the behinder I get.

Pretty is as pretty does

What part of no don't you understand

Not no-Hell no!!

Family is all

No worries mate-

It will all come out in the wash

A clean desk is a sign of a distressed mind

I worked with a German woman who always said, "If the shoe fits, put it on."

You can't fix stupid.
That dog won't hunt.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Stick that lip out any further and you'll trip over it. (Mom, when we pouted.)

"Procrastination is the thief of time"