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Old 07-12-2013, 02:58 AM
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Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior
center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun!
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:07 AM
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Good one! lol
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:19 AM
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Hahahahahahahahaha! LOVE IT!

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Love it!!! Haha
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THAT IS JUST TOO GOOD! LOLLLLLL! And how long have we worked so we don't have to find something useful to do?!
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reminds me of Betty White's Off Their Rockers
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That is so funny!!!!
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Good one!!!!
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GUFFAW!!!! LOVE it!@!!

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