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Thread: Found a Toe

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    My Dh and I were on our way to Prescott and there was a Ice chest almost in the roadway as we turned of the freeway to go on Cherry Rd. I was driving and said to DH i am going to turn around and go back and get that. It looked like a nice Ice chest out in the middle of nowhere. When I got back and we look inside it was full of Ice. So we proceeded to dump the Ice out and in the bottom was a Big Toe. We could not believe it. So we called My Mom and ask her" What should we do"? She ask her husband and he said Call the Big Toe Truck.

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    Are you serious? Was there really a toe in the ice chest?

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    Someone was probably on the way to the hospital with it. They can reattach if done fairly soon after losing it.
    Is there a hospital on the road you were heading on?? Someone is probably really disappointed to have lost it!(twice)

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    Maybe someone was on their way to the hospital to have it reattached? That is very weird. Worse yet, something weirder like some violence etc. I'd have called the police! In either case, if the person missing it were at the hospital - they'd need it in a certain amount of time to ensure reattachment was possible! OUCH! That's certainly an oddity to your day...

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    SOOO BAD! you got me!! :roll:

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    Okay, you got me......

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    Come on you girls and guys. it is a Joke, read last line. Call the Big Tow Truck.

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    Jim's Gem really made me laugh because of the comment they are upset cause they lost there toe twice.

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    You are the wise guy on the board!! hahahahahahahaha :)

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    rofl

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    Sorry, too many years in a hospital as a volunteer...I totally passed by the "call the Toe Truck" bit at the last.

    Good one...I'll send it onwards, but with my folks, I'll bet most of them also do as I did, immediately think of someone re-attaching a toe!!!

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    i have heard that one so funny

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    This is on a par with "What did the frog order at McDonald's" French flies and a diet croak.

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    This is on a par with "What did the frog order at McDonald's" French flies and a diet croak.

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    I thought you really found a toe. lol

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    Sorry - my computer is slow - sometimes I accidentally click twice and end up with duplicate messages.

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    too funny!Didnt catch me . pab

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    sooooo funny! but terrible too!

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    now that was funny! thank you for the laugh

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    Good one Suz...I'm surprised some fell for this old joke!! :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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    :oops: :oops: :oops:

    I fell for it!!!

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    My feeling is that someone cut their toe off by accident and was in route to get it fixed or ......... MYSTERY ... The mystery of the missing toe... Where can it be...How did it get severed....When and by Whom..... Oh no it was the Toe Truck... toeing !! lol I completely missed the joke! hehehehe

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    Cute!!!!

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    That joke must have originated in Seattle! They really have (or had) Big Toe trucks. Painted pink with a toenail and everything!

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    Groan!!!!!

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