Ditter43

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a knocking on the front door.

The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"










The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

craftybear

so cute, thanks for sharing

you find the cutest things for us to read, thank you thank you thank you

sew_southern

:lol: :lol: :lol:

HeatherQuilts

I've heard this one before, it's one of my favorites!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
~Heather

ptquilts

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is "Your Passionate" They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm "Your Passionate".
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this City for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live. She replied I keep trying to tell you: "Your Passin It!"

clem55

Thanks you two, those were really funny. Tell me, is it possible to get an attachment from an email , or the contents of an email into chat? If so, how?

Ditter43

Just highlight what you want to save and right click on save. Then to put it where you want it right click on the space and click paste.....It will stay on your browser untill you put it where you want it unless you try to save something else before you paste it....I hope this makes sense! :D