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Thread: Funny Thing at the YMCA This Morning

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    Funny Thing at the YMCA This Morning

    I went to work out early this morning and had finished & was stretching. A lady walked by wearing black workout pants. A minute later a guy said to her "Did you drop something?". I looked down on the floor and there was a pair of black/white polka dot underwear on the floor!! She picked them up and muttered something about how did they get there. A minute later she came over to me and said something about how she had taken off the underwear and pants at the same time. I'm guessing she had worn the underwear & pants the last time she worked out. Then she put the pants on this morning & the underwear was still in the pants. Wouldn't you notice this lump of underwear in your pants though??

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    Sounds like she was having a "senior moment"!

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    Funny things happen.....a cousin of mine has 5 daughters. He was in NYC on business. While waiting at a bus stop he looked down and noticed a pair of little girl panties peeking from the bottom of his pant leg

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    Quote Originally Posted by erstan947 View Post
    Funny things happen.....a cousin of mine has 5 daughters. He was in NYC on business. While waiting at a bus stop he looked down and noticed a pair of little girl panties peeking from the bottom of his pant leg
    ROFL!!! Probably static electricity........

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    Funny! I've had things stuck inside sweaters when I've gotten them out of the dryer because of static electricity.
    Hopefully I've found them all as I was either putting them away or getting ready to wear them.

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    I had a sock fall out of my pants leg once at work. Static electricity from the dryer. I'm glad it was a sock and not panties!

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    I saw that same thing happen to a lady at the library, the panties peeked from the leg of her jeans. When it was mentioned to her, she grabbed them and said she had taken jeans and panties off together the night before. It was funny.

    I could see it happening in the clothes dryer too. I have had the dryer sheet stay inside my items.
    Jean in MI

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    I've heard of ladies dropping a hankie as a pick up line to attract guys, maybe she was kicking it up a notch with panties?

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    Too funny!

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    ROFLOL!! All of these are funny. Great way to start the morning - with a good laugh. Guess because it wasn't me that it happened to.

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    I have had socks stuck in the pant leg.

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    the older I get, the more likely that could be me!!

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    Now i am paranoid!
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    My son came home from high school years ago upset with me because he was sitting in class and noticed a dryer sheet hanging out of his jeans.
    We gave a couch to friends of my daughter and she was vaccuuming and noticed a sliver of pink sticking out. It was a pair of little girl's panties size 12. If I didn't have 2 daughters, I would've been worried!
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    I looked everywhere for my silk long sleeved undershirt one morning.....It was stuck inside my sweater sleeve. I didn't find it till I was undressing that evening! Someone must have noticed the lump it caused on the back of my arm, but no one said anything!
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    That sounds like something that would happen to me!

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    Many years ago, my brother borrowed a big hair clip from me to pin his hair from his face when he went to wash. Later, on the bus to work, he happened to pass his hand over his hair and, horror of horrors, he discovered he had forgotten to remove the bright-coloured pin from his head!! Hahaha!!

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    A few years ago, after using the ladies' room at a restaurant, I accidentally tucked my bias cut skirt into the back of my panty hose. I paraded all around the restaurant looking for my friend, when a lady tapped me on the shoulder and said my skirt was up in back. Holy moly! Was I ever embarrassed. My friend has never let me forget it either. Funny stuff we can laugh about now.

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    The West Wing had an episode about this topic - accidentally dropping a pair of panties at a very inopportune time and place. It must be a common occurrence!

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    Oh my - I've had that happen with jeans. Usually I notice before I get out of the house! Glad to see I'm not alone!

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    I had panty hose hanging from the crotch of my pants one time. I was in a hurry when changing clothes to run. When I got redressed I forgot about the panty hose. We were square dancing and the hose started sliding down. My DH was more embarrassed than I was. He kept saying get them, get them.
    We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.

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    Many years ago, when double knits were all you could find, I was teaching with a lady in her 60s. One morning as Eileen walked down the hall, a pair of panty hose came slinking out of her pant leg. I stopped her and asked what it was...she was mortified. She had gotten her pants out of the dryer that morning and apparently the panty hose stuck staticly. One of my favorite memories of her. Almost as funny as the time she was going to do a collage activity with her second graders. She needed magazines and grabbed a stack from the stairway that went up to her son's apartment above their home. When she began, she told her students to get magazines from the back table. She noticed a group of little guys just snickering and pointing away. When she walked back there, she was horrified to see her son had put Playboy magazines in the stack he was discarding. OMG, we laughed and teased her for ages!!!
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    Hey! I enjoyed these stories to the max! Thanks ladies for making me laugh out loud!

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    When I was a teenager I went on a date with a boy that I hadn't known very long. (He later became my husband---We will be married 47 years tomorrow.) We went to a movie. He put his arm across my shoulders and pulled it back and said, "What's this?" My mother babysat for a little girl who was about 18 months old. I had grabbed my sweater out of the dryer and did not notice that a pair of Nanette's training pants was clinging to the back of it. Boy was I embarassed! We laugh about it now, but it sure wasn't funny then. DH thought it was funny, but I didn't.
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