How Hot is Texas?
07-16-2011, 11:54 AM
#32
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Location: Brady TX
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Originally Posted by wanderingcreek
Take some of our rain, PLEASE! Last night the weatherman said we have had rain 35 out of the last 45 days and we are going to get more next week.
07-16-2011, 11:55 AM
#33
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Originally Posted by lscho4jm
How dry is it in Texas?
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
07-16-2011, 01:07 PM
#34
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 3
Originally Posted by lscho4jm
How dry is it in Texas?
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
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