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Thread: How many chat room members does it take to change a light bulb?

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    How many chat room members does it take to change a light bulb?

    [If anyone is a member on an Internet message board or forum, and posts regularly, you may find this funny]

    HOW MANY MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is"lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "lightbulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again - and that's why you're reading this now
    Last edited by Wunder-Mar; 02-20-2015 at 04:45 PM.

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    Thanks for the giggle!!

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    Good one!!!!!!

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    That's funny!!

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    Rofl!!! :d

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    How true! And how funny.

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    Oh, that is so funny, thanks for a good start to the morning

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    Love it!!! And so true...but shouldn't this be in the humour forum???? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriceJ View Post
    laughing 'til it hurts!

    oh, the danger of laughter......

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    thank you for the laugh -- funny but so true!!
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    Good one!!
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    Shows how we are all different in our opinions. Very funny.

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    Hilarious! Thanks!!

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    Funny, but so true!
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    Well ain't that the truth?!? Sounds like discussions on this board about copywrite laws.
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    Shouldn't this have been posted in the Personal Diaries and Announcements??

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    very funny and very true

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    Be glad it is "hurtin" from laughing", Patrice--at least it isn't for falling down in the snow yesterday. And this is one of those funny posts that show up periodically to keep all of us on our toes and laughing. Thanks, ladies.
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    Love it!! Sew true!!
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    Hilarious, but oh too true!
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    So funny and so true!

    I just went to the post on sewing room lighting and giggled since I had just read this one. Of course, only 15 people have chimed in on that one.....so far!

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    That is so funny......& so true! LOL

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    Good one!!
    Have a great day sewing and remember to "not sweat the small stuff"!!



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    That is too funny. Thanks for posting. Will be watching for this post to show up a few months from now!!! lol.
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