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Old 02-18-2010, 12:47 PM
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:40 PM
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you sure do. funny, funny and i think only a woman would laugh at it. except my dh of course. and yours. :lol:
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:08 PM
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:39 PM
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by omak
Three guys were out in a boat fishing when one of the fellows hooked a mermaid. The mermaid pleaded for her freedom and promised to grant each of the fishermen a wish if they'd let her go.
"It's a deal," said the first fisherman. "Double my intelligence." Immediately, he began to recite Shakespeare's Macbeth and other classics of literature.
"Wow! That's cool," exclaimed the second fisherman. "I'd like my intelligence tripled." He'd no sooner made the request than he started spouting Einstein's equations on the theory of relativity.
"That's awesome!" shouted the third fisherman. "I'd like my intelligence quintupled."
"Are you sure?" asked the mermaid. "You may not like the outcome."
"Yes! I'm sure," replied the fisherman. "Please quintuple my intelligence."
He closed his eyes to wait for the wish to be granted and poof! - - he became a woman!
found in the 1999 Country magazine, submitted by Wanda Baird of Kerrville, Texas ... <wave>
but, i'm still waiting for the joke :mrgreen: . like most women, she was there to serve them. :roll: right? and they gallantly let her off the hook (so to speak). <wave back and giggle>
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:13 PM
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what that mermaid did was BETTER than shedding a few tears, eh? LOL <wave> she wasn't guilty of manipulation <g>
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:52 PM
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but she still had to give them something that they wanted in order to be let go. it was they who were manipulative. in the end, women have to depend on men. they could have just let her go because she asked, not to get something in return.
women aren't the only ones who manipulate. < :wink:>

i used the word 'gallantly' sarcastically.
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Old 04-25-2010, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
but she still had to give them something that they wanted in order to be let go. it was they who were manipulative. in the end, women have to depend on men. they could have just let her go because she asked, not to get something in return.
women aren't the only ones who manipulate. < :wink:>

i used the word 'gallantly' sarcastically.
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this is why I rarely post jokes! I am not a fun date <g> <wave>
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but i was thinking that although they were manipulating, so was she, because she knew what would happen and she didn't warn them. so, everybody got what he deserved, i guess.

and who says you're not a fun date? i asked your dh and he said "WOW!!! is she ever?"
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
but i was thinking that although they were manipulating, so was she, because she knew what would happen and she didn't warn them. so, everybody got what he deserved, i guess.

and who says you're not a fun date? i asked your dh and he said "WOW!!! is she ever?"
Proof! He wasn't laughing when he said it, was he? Cuz, I may be a WOW!!! but, not fun <g> <wave>
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