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Thread: It's Good To Be A Woman

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    It is good to be a woman:

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
    3. Taxis stop for us.
    4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
    6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
    7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
    9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
    13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
    14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening
    anyway.
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    Yeah!! It IS good to be a woman!!!!

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    Oh the truth hurts......... :P

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    5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

    I was going to post a picture here, but didn't want to offend anyone. Just go to Google Images and type in fat bikini.

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    Oh I Am Woman

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    'scuse me while I rush to "e" this to all my female friends!

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    Got this copied and ready to send to my friends!!!

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    .....hear me ROAR

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    Great, made my day with that one. So many are so true.

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    actually, number 7 can be a problem in your later years ;-)

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    So funny yet so true!

    ~I love the frog in a Blender!!!

    Hugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by DebraK
    actually, number 7 can be a problem in your later years ;-)


    don't tell :mrgreen:

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    So true, so true!

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    Very true. It was funny also.

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    AMEN SISTERS!

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    HAHAHAHAHA! Love it!! :thumbup:

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    tee heee..... I am woman, hear me roar!!

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    Love it -------- all true!

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    Ok so us guys are not perfect....not by a long shot, but what you Gal have to pick on if we we are not around??

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    I love the picture!! All true and all funny. Thanks for brightening my day. :D

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    Yup, yup, yup!!! Love it BFW!

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    My laugh for the day.

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    YA HOO!!!!
    Glad I am a WOMAN.
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    How did you get my picture? :XD:

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    Made me laugh. Thanks!

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