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Old 11-04-2011, 11:56 AM
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1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:59 AM
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So true. Good for you posting this.
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:05 PM
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LOL! Especially #6
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:17 PM
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For the most part, we're willing to admit when we're being irrational and dramatic. Men have absolutely no ability to admit those things....
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:05 PM
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LOL I am listening!!

But so much of that is so true..........and Valerie says you pegged me good!!

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Funny and true.
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LOL so true love it
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Thanks for the laugh!
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#4 really made me laugh! But...in all honestly....some of us do! LOL. Thanks for sharing.
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too funny !! Thanks for sharing!
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