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    Old 05-25-2011, 06:43 AM
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    Old 05-25-2011, 06:46 AM
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    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :
    A short neurological test

    1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
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    Old 05-25-2011, 06:53 AM
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    Love those shirts!
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    Old 05-25-2011, 06:54 AM
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    Love the tees
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    Old 05-25-2011, 07:04 AM
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    Hahahaha thanks for the laugh. :thumbup:
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    Old 05-25-2011, 07:20 AM
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    Thanks for sharing. They made me laugh. :)
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    Old 05-25-2011, 07:21 AM
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    you know i went to see a neurologist once and he had me do one math problem and also hold my arms out straight. then told me to leave. Hmmmm.
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    Old 05-25-2011, 08:34 AM
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    too funny found all the stuff so I guess I don't need to see a "N". Pull the plug no spoon or bucket for me.
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