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Thread: JOKE: Bet the Engineers Didn't Have This In Mind

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    do you think so?
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Probably not!!!

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    You crack me up--thanks for all the laughs. I immediately sent this to my son--he's an engineer.

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    I love it! That is soooooooooooo funny! Where do you find this stuff?

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    Those engineers are unpredictable. Some of the most X rated jokes I ever heard came from the lips of engineers and architects. And it DOES get your attention, right?

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    LMBO It reminds me of the "Ugly Fabric" :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

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    How quaint! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    LMBO It reminds me of the "Ugly Fabric" :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh here we go again. I sent this to my brother who is an architect.

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    Oh, my, my, my. Whatever is it? :oops:

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    OMG. I bet not.

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    my husband is an architect (retired) and he thought it was pretty funny. but it comes from my brother in law who was a telephone guy.

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    LOL I had to explain it to my DH.

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    Hey those look just like...................... :shock:


    Billy

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    I have to quit reading these threads from you, Butterflywing after everyone has gone to bed. I dang near fell off my chair and was holdong back my laughter. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And I'm a good girl, I am! :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Shame on you! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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    DH just informed me that in Greece, they actually used these to mark where the brothels were. He has heard stories from when his dad was in the Navy. He was in Pompeii The story is that they used stones in this shape...u can figure it out..and whatever way the thingie was pointed...that was the direction of the brothel. When they had tour groups, women were not shown the stones. Only men were privileged enough for that. They would seperate the women out at that part of the tour and then rejoin the men after the men had viewed the "totem". I think it's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwhite
    LOL I had to explain it to my DH.
    oh, no :oops:

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    I would never have thought about them using these shadows as signs or advertisement...business must slow down on cloudy days :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwhite
    LOL I had to explain it to my DH.
    What - now he has "ugly fabric envy?"

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    LMBO MQ that fabric just keeps rearing up it's ugly little head, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wvdek
    I have to quit reading these threads from you, Butterflywing after everyone has gone to bed. I dang near fell off my chair and was holdong back my laughter. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And I'm a good girl, I am! :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Shame on you! :wink: :wink: :wink:

    what is a holdong?

    Now that's funny, coming from a good girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    my husband is an architect (retired) and he thought it was pretty funny. but it comes from my brother in law who was a telephone guy.
    My brother-in-law is a telephone guy and ALWAYS finds these kinds of things to send out! What is up with telephone guys? Do they spend the entire day looking for internet jokes???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettia
    what is a holdong?
    Now that's funny, coming from a good girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It's two half-dongs :!:

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    lisa, yes!

    moonpi, i laughed so hard, i'm hiccuping.

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