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Thread: JOKE: New wine for Seniors

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    Vintners in California's Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

    It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

    The new wine will be marketed as.... (wait for it...)
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    Pinot More

    (ba-da-bing!) :lol:

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    ooooooo! :lol: :lol:

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    LOL!!!

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    Good one!

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    lol...

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    But the depends company bought them out!!! :lol:

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    ROFLMAO

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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    cute, cute, cute! :D

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    I shouldn't laugh...that extra sip gets me up

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    What does ROFLMAO mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbyhorse1027
    What does ROFLMAO mean?
    It's shorthand for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A.. Off...."

    :)

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    lol...Hey, I resemble that remark :)

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    Hi Winewoman: I wondered if you'd respond. Are you going to try to buy a load of these new grapes? Hope now that the holidays are over your winery lives have settled down a bit. I bought a bottle of your wine for my sister/bIL as a hostess gift over the holiday. They liked it. Can't remember if it was a Reisling or if it was a Merlow...got one of yours and one from Cathedral Hills winery.

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    :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbyhorse1027
    What does ROFLMAO mean?

    http://quiltinggallery.com/2009/04/2...ters-acronyms/

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbyhorse1027
    What does ROFLMAO mean?

    http://quiltinggallery.com/2009/04/2...ters-acronyms/

    "Roll On Floor, Laugh My A-- Off!"

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    Oh my......Tee Hee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm getting a bottle. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    cute, too me a min.

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