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Thread: New Wine for Seniors.....funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.


    NEW Wine for Seniors
    I kid you not...
    New Wine for Seniors


    California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
    It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

    The new wine will be marketed as



    PINO MORE




    I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
    I just could not help it. Sorry !
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    Toooooo funny

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    Good one, LOL!

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    ROFL!

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    Silly :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Good one!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Ohhhhhhh Nooooooo! Got me!!

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    Ohhhhhhh Nooooooo! Got me!!

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    Oh, Ditter, where do you find this stuff? You make my day.

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    HaHa...I was all ready to run out and get some!!

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    That is great. I love it!

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    Oh Ditter, you're great. Send me a case!!! (rofl). Thank you for sharing.

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    thank you ditter

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    ROFLMBO.
    Ditter I don't know where you get them but keep them coming.

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    Ahhh, you got me! hehehe:)

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    LOL

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    I need some of that.... LOved it.

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    Ditter, You rock. Funny

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    Too funny.

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    :thumbup: :lol:

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    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,......

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    Oh, Ditter, you always make my day!

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    Ditter, you are priceless. You make my day.

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    you're one in a million. Thanks for the laugh.

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