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    Old 07-13-2010, 01:07 AM
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    I taught computers for years before retiring and had this sign up in my classroom:

    The Computer
    I really hate this darned machine
    I wish that I could sell it
    It never does what I want
    Only what I tell it!


    Believe me - there were lots of little 9-10 year olds it applied to!!
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    Old 07-13-2010, 07:15 AM
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    THAT IS THE WAY MY GRANDCHILDREN TREAT ME. HAD TO LAUGH
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    Old 07-13-2010, 09:22 AM
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    Lol!
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    Old 07-13-2010, 11:44 AM
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    I work in IT and always say its a PEBUAK Error

    (Problem Exists Between User and Keyboard) and it really makes people mad when the 1st question I ask is did you restart the PC? 9 times out of 10 that is enough to fix the issue.
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    Old 07-13-2010, 05:08 PM
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    I'm a real hard case.
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    Old 07-13-2010, 05:14 PM
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    There's also the PICNIC problem....
    (Problem in Chair Not In Computer)

    or the "Loose screw behind the keyboard"

    Dh is IT specialist for 40 years
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    Old 07-13-2010, 07:38 PM
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    All of the above are my kinds of errors ROTHFLMAO.
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    Old 07-13-2010, 08:22 PM
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    ROFLMBO!!!!
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    Old 07-14-2010, 11:59 AM
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    This Silver Surfer used to work on pc's but after husband
    suddenly died I lost memory cells.(first of 7 family deaths in 7 yrs). Seven yrs later I needed a repair man and he did a good job so I kept him. Only now he tells me I can do if I keep working so that is why I have no avatar. But, we have that movie.
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    Old 07-14-2010, 12:08 PM
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    :lol: funny :lol:
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