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The MAN of the House....funny!!!

The MAN of the House....funny!!!

Old 10-13-2011, 07:07 AM
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can
Be THE Man of Your House.

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into
the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know
that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.'

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and
when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a
scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me
and we will make love the way I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of
tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"






The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first
guess, unless I have you cremated."
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:08 AM
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:-) Yup! :-)
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:10 AM
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That's a really good one. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:12 AM
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Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:15 AM
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Needed that laugh!
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:19 AM
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LOL yep!
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:20 AM
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Funny!
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:39 AM
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ROFL.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:42 AM
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boy, do we think alike! LOL
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Cute story. I guess we kwow who is the real boss of the house.
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