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#1
Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said..
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said..
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
#6
LOL, I read this to my husband and he put his hand on his head and said "oh, [explicitive]"
My mom was only 26 but she forgot my little brother (2 days old) sleeping while we (my mom, sister, and myself) took my grand mother home! We got about five miles from home and mom screams JOSHUA!!!!! She quickly turned the car around and FLEW home! He was still asleep in the same spot as she left him.
My mom was only 26 but she forgot my little brother (2 days old) sleeping while we (my mom, sister, and myself) took my grand mother home! We got about five miles from home and mom screams JOSHUA!!!!! She quickly turned the car around and FLEW home! He was still asleep in the same spot as she left him.
#10
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by justwannaquilt
LOL, I read this to my husband and he put his hand on his head and said "oh, [explicitive]"
My mom was only 26 but she forgot my little brother (2 days old) sleeping while we (my mom, sister, and myself) took my grand mother home! We got about five miles from home and mom screams JOSHUA!!!!! She quickly turned the car around and FLEW home! He was still asleep in the same spot as she left him.
My mom was only 26 but she forgot my little brother (2 days old) sleeping while we (my mom, sister, and myself) took my grand mother home! We got about five miles from home and mom screams JOSHUA!!!!! She quickly turned the car around and FLEW home! He was still asleep in the same spot as she left him.
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