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    News Flash

    New York City

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


    Los Angeles

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."



    Oklahoma City

    One week later, a local newspaper in Oklahoma City , OK reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Spiro , OK , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
    years ago, Oklahoma had already gone wireless".

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    Being from Oklahoma.....this makes perfect sense! lol

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

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    Love it!!!! Rol
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    So darn cute!!
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    That is really funny and very cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erstan947 View Post
    Being from Oklahoma.....this makes perfect sense! lol
    Having lived in OK, I can identify!!! LOL!
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    You laugh!!! It's all true. LOL
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    My father was an Okie. This explains a lot about him. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    this is a real good laugh can't have to many laughs.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA Now that is funny don't care what ya say !
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    Love it....

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    thanks for the laugh I needed that today

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    Too funny! Thank you for my morning chuckle! Love those Okie's!!
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    Thanks for the good laugh.....always love to start the day off with a funny story/joke........Bea

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    Good one, Bubba is a super scientist/thinker.

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    Can't beat those Okies.

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    too funny!
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    that was good. I needed a laugh.

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    LOL! I enjoyed it!

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    One of the funnier ones I've seen lately

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    I know Bubba and this is a true story!!! lol lol

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    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This really made my day. Thanks for the laugh.

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