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Old 08-30-2011, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by jitkaau
There are certain contests that boys tend to do which involve urine. Just make them clean it up when they do it and it usually doesn't happen again...
The thing with boys is they have this handy dandy handle to hold onto when they go pee. Girls don't have this handle so express their creative urges in other ways....
When my youngest was about five he would go up to his friend Sam's place to play. Sam's folks had a small dairy and Sam and Dave liked to compete in sporting events involving aim, distance and volume against the wall of the barn. One day Dave came home and he was steaming mad. I asked him what the problem was and he indignantly told me that he and Sam had been about to start a competition against the barn wall when Sam's younger sister, she was four, came over and beat them both in all catagories....I still laugh over that and it has been forty years ago...He learned an important lesson that day....never underestimate a woman and just because it dangles down and you can wave it around does not make you better than a girl....This is the same kid who later told me boys were better than girls because they could pee standing up....I told him I could pee standing up, it would run down my leg but darn it I would be standing up. If he had any further opinions on that subject I never heard them.
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:29 AM
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WHOOPS lol
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:30 AM
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Oh, you poor dear! I was given a nugget of info...toss a few cherrios into the toilet and tell him to sink them!
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:31 AM
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It took me 6 weeks to figure out how the pee was getting on the doors of the vanity that is across from the toilet. <shakes head> LOL
My friend's 13 year old came home with note from principal wanting a face to face with parents. Turned out he was complaining about the boys playing "touchdown" in the bathrooms. My friend was perplexed until the principal explained they were trying to see who could pee farthest and hit targets.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
Oh, YOU just wait :lol:

The pee on the vanity was perfectly harmless, once I figured it out. My youngest would sit to poop and not tuck.... so as he is pooping, I got the fountain of pee on the vanity. :shock:

Needless to say, he now remembers to tuck. Neither boy will hold it, but they do tuck. :roll:

Also, I am so glad that there are other parents that had "painters" The kids doctor said that she had never heard of such a thing.... clearly she was full of poop. LOL
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:27 AM
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I was watching my 2 grandsons one day, they were outside playing and making noise, when I didn't hear anything I went outside to check on them. They were both peeing and wanted to see who could pee the farthest.
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My grandson would take his diapers off, bring to us and then run and hide. We put pants on him and he would still take his diaper off and just be wearing pants. Have never figured that out.
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Old 08-30-2011, 12:21 PM
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Yikes! Well there are worse things that could happen. LOL and keep it as a memory.
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Old 08-30-2011, 12:25 PM
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DDIL was potty training my grandson and he went and got a diaper, took off his big boy pants and was trying to put the diaper on. He said he didn't want to use the potty. I raised 5 boys and if this is the worst thing he ever does you are one lucky mom!!
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My twin grand daughters are 2, and just went through the potty training stage. A couple of weeks ago, our daughter called and told me about going to get the twins after they had woken up from their nap. Kaitlyn had her 'nap time' diaper off, and there was a stain from poop in it. The baby wipes were all over the room. She told Kaitlyn to come there so she could clean her up. She asked 'how did your butt get so clean?' Allie replied, "me did it!' They had also picked up all of the poop and put it in the empty (thank goodness) dirty clothes hamper. Their older daughter's cloth body doll was on the floor and the crotch area was SOAKED!! Allie and Kaitlyn had been using the wipes and going 'wipe...wipe.' on the doll.
Then last week, while the other grandmother was watching the kids, she was aghast to find that one of the girls had taken off her 'nap time' diaper and had gone poop in Lauren's Baby Alive's doll dish. It could have been worse!!!
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when mine figured how to take the diappy off i put it on backwards. found it also worked better on little boys that way. did it that way on second son and never had a problem
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