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Thread: Parking Tickets!....funny!!

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day, Susan my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and I said, Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him an ***hole . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So Susan called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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    Where in the world do you find these gems??????????/
    HAHAHAHA :D

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    ROFL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sueisallaboutquilts
    Where in the world do you find these gems??????????/
    HAHAHAHA :D
    That's gotta make you feel better, Sue! :-D

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    Thanks Ditter, can't stop Laughing!!

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    love it too much

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    LOL I had to call my Mom with this one and she had to hang-up she was laughing so hard.

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    I'm going to send this to my two daughters in Texas. They both worry about me becoming bored. They seem to have this mental picture of me sitting in my rocking chair (I don't have one, it's just their mental picture) and twiddling my thumbs while sighing now and then with boredom!! If they only knew!!! I think that maybe i'll try that some time, but every time I lean back in my Lazy Boy to rest a moment, I fall asleep. Then it's up to either my sewing, gardening, volunteering for 8 hours or so a day up to 4 times a week, housework, cats, visiting with friends in different places, and then there's the things that I do that takes up a lot of time.
    I don't have time enough to become bored. Maybe some day when I get old and feeble minded (more than now!)

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    I can see a couple of people I know doing this just to have a laugh. Thank you for the Friday Chuckle.

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    Sitting here by myself just laughing like crazy. That's the type of thing I can see my husband do. Sometimes he just likes to mess with people's heads.

    mltquilt

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    Ditter, you always make me laugh!!

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    Too funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mltquilt
    Sitting here by myself just laughing like crazy. That's the type of thing I can see my husband do. Sometimes he just likes to mess with people's heads.

    mltquilt
    Sounds like something my DH would like to do too!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Quote Originally Posted by mltquilt
    Sitting here by myself just laughing like crazy. That's the type of thing I can see my husband do. Sometimes he just likes to mess with people's heads.

    mltquilt
    Sounds like something my DH would like to do too!!!
    Mine too... hehehe

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    hahahahahahahaha

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    You always make my day Ditter---you remind me of my Granny, God Rest her Soul---she could tell stories and jokes like this all day long---I was always her best customer, because I would always laugh---Her sense of humor was unbeatable---and she is where I get my sewing abilities from. Miss her!!

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    Ditter, Thanks for a good laugh. My DH enjoyed the joke, too. Eiltcoq.

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    Thanks Ditter, I love this one.

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    Way to funny. We can always count on Ditter.

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    Tooo funny Ditter!!!

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    Thanks for the smiles, the laughs. They really help give my face character with all those laugh lines. When I sign on to the QB, I scroll down to see if you have posted anything, of course its the first thing I read. Now my daughter is on QB also, so I don't have to forward your jokes to her anymore. Again, thanks.

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    LOL, to funny

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    lol!

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    Thanks for the good laugh. I always look for your name to see what you have in store for us. You are such a joy.

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