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Old 01-10-2011, 03:42 PM
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A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. She will enable him to
express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible...

No wait... Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey.
Its whiskey that does all that sh*t.
Never mind.
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:54 PM
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Funny!
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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Giggle......
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Old 01-10-2011, 05:15 PM
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Too funny!! LOL
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Old 01-10-2011, 05:36 PM
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Funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Very funny!
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Don't know how I found this but glad I did. Have a few friends that will get a good laugh out of this one. Thanks.
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by burnsk
Don't know how I found this but glad I did. Have a few friends that will get a good laugh out of this one. Thanks.
I am really glad ya did find it, it is funny!! ty :lol:
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