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    Old 08-10-2011, 08:10 PM
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    Thanks for the smiles, just common sense.
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    Old 08-11-2011, 03:19 AM
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    Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A : So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ?

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


    Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
    GOOTA LOVE THEM KEEP THEM COMMING I REALLY LIKE THOSE CLEAN FUNNIES.
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    Old 08-11-2011, 03:28 AM
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    :-D :-D :-D
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    Old 08-11-2011, 03:37 AM
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    Absolutely wonderful!
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    Old 08-11-2011, 05:12 AM
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    Wonderful way to start the day. Welcome back!
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    Old 08-11-2011, 05:46 AM
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    Very funny Ditter. Thanks for the smile.
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    Old 08-11-2011, 06:00 AM
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    Originally Posted by carmen garcia
    So glad those days are over.
    OH man I have to agree !! No more of those days for us either !! Not that I don't love and didn't enjoy having the kids around (especially to make fun of <GRIN> when they did silly stuff), but oh man the toll it takes on the body and mind after LOL
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    Old 08-11-2011, 06:13 AM
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    I really appreciate your humorous posts... they make me laugh out loud and sometimes I really need to do that! Hugs to you!
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    Old 08-11-2011, 06:26 AM
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    Hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Started my day with a smile.
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    Old 08-11-2011, 07:15 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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