a short brick wall as she rounded the corner and fell down and broke her leg! As she lay on the cold, wet sidewalk she exclaimed,

"Lordy, lordy, I think I can see Russia from here!"

and at that point she passed out into never never land....

and in her knocked out state she called Sylvia Bergstron Cooper owner of The elm creek quilting camp {Jennifer Chiaverina books} and made an appointment to go there for a week workshop to finish......

Only to wake up institutionalized by her father-in-law for zapping her mother-in-law to get to the store...

(My comment was too late so it doesn't match, sorry.)

O yes it does considering the state of this story....sooo funny !!!

where she met up with Johnny Depp, who really should have been with Alice in Wonderland. But, hey, he said he had a good source of material and some that would be perfect for.....

her and her roommate, Paris Hilton

I could have sworn I just zapped my mother in law, now to find out I have Paris for a roommate?I must be in the twilight zone, now to just find the LQS.