quickly fired off some warning shots from her basting gun, making sure not to actually injure anyone. She then gathered up her dog, who was drooling, inspite of the duct tape around his mouth, her chocolate, and

made a bee-line for her sewing machine. Unfortunately... yep, you guessed it...

she tripped over the power cord, pulled her machine off onto the floor and it blew up! She crawled over to the machine since she was too injured to stand and

sadly, she began to drool. Alarmed at this turn of events, the dog immediately reached into her pocket and retrieved her cell phone...mustering up all her strength, she wiped it off and began to ....

Dial the number for Elm Creek quilt camp so she could get this blasted quilt finished...so she could rest and mend up or she could call Dr......

McDreamy... OR Dr. McSteamy... now, this was a difficult decision, so she...

saw that the needle was still threaded. Right then and there she

pricked her finger and fell asleep for a hundred years (and so did her drooling dog!!!). This would have been very bad news, but, surprisingly....

the national quilt museum was the target of a terrorist bomb and it blew up ... so they had no place to put the quilt anyway for the next

100 years! Meanwhile, our heroine, Melanie, made it.back to page 1:

It was a tiring day on the farm and Melanie decided to forgo the chores and get cracking on a new quilt. She grabbed her fabric, rotary cutter and pattern and started to..............