OMG - - I would want to get one of these too! Let me know if you find any!!! LOL

Mine also isn't quilting related.. nor anything I would put on my car, but it made me laugh!
"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop."
Sorry, couldn't resist!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love all of these!!!! The Ghandi quote is great; I've never heard it---and agree completely with it. Thanks so much---and keep them coming! I'm really not looking for a quilt quote, just a great fun or serious bumper sticker (or short quote) that can be a starter for a quilt idea and somehow I'll incorporate the words/phrases in the quilt.

Being a teacher, here is one of my favorites: It will be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Navy has to have a bake sale to buy a new bomber.

Teacher, that's a good one!!! :D

Not a quilt theme, but I loved this one. It was in our neighborhood, a new bright red Lincoln with white leather top. The tag said, "2nd wife". Have not seen it for a long time, which makes me wonder if there is now a 3rd one!

"I'm not in heat, so why are you on my tail?

Serial Quilter

and another is a Gandhi quote:
" I like your Christ.
I do not like your Christians.
They are so unlike your Christ."

(Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...)[/quote]

Amen!

I am a 911 Dispatcher and the one on my truck reads: "Dispatchers tell cops where to go!"

DD and i fell out of our chairs. My sides hurt.

Woman can not live on chocolate alone.......SHE MUST QUILT!!!!!!!!!

"Caution! The driver of this vehicle only carries $20 in ammunition" - seen on the back window of a pickup with a gun rack. (Yep! I think the driver of that one might be a redneck!)

I have one that says "I am woman, I am invincible, I am tired"

Mom -6....I LIKE that one! I have stickers, Memeber of the NRA"...might not want to truck jack me, lol!
LOL, we were target shooting one day, and BF said to leave a couple of empty shells out where people could see them. Dont get many selling door to door here!

just looked at cafe press:

Where's the next quilt shop?

My favorite: I don't have "hobbies". I'm developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.

I saw this one and loved it: I may look harmless, but I raised a US Marine.

They are all so good. Keep them coming! I've had a lot of good laughs just reading them.

Me too!! :mrgreen:

Not quilting related, but here goes:

"All men are idiots and I married their king"

When God made man...She was only joking!! I saw this bumper sticker and loved it!

The funniest one I've seen was back in the 70's. It read: To all virgins, thanks for nothing.

My dad told me one: Let 'em freeze in the dark.

once he explained it, the sticker was funny...

This won't work for a quilt but I want to share it. I live in LaPine, Oregon -- known for being colder than Bend, Oregon ....except in the summer when it's hotter.

"Worried about global warming??? Spend a winter in LaPine, Oregon"

Now what REALLY makes this funny -- I just looked out the window and the rain has turned to SNOW!!!!!!!!! It quit after a few minutes...but MY GOSH, it's AUGUST!!!!!!

I love bumper stickers and t-shirt sayings, compiled a long list while I was working. Have to find and send some in. Thanks for the laughs today.

Just saw this on my way home. It was written big in black paint on the tale gate of an old red truck. It was written upside down. It said.. If you can read this turn me over.
I cracked up. Talk about red neck LOL

HA!! I'd want to stop the driver and ask if the sign worked! snicker

I have a favorite red tee shirt that has in bold letters
"IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO".

Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!
Help! The Paranoids are after me!
Caution! This car stops at all Garage Sales!
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

My ex had that shirt and his current wife had one that said "I'm the bitch"....truer words were never spoken (just kidding...I like her....sort of....)

I like my ex's wife. It's not her fault that her husband is an a$#@%^e.

Went away for a "mini-vacation"-a night away for our anniversary, and there was a little sign that said, "There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness!" and my husband looked at me, one eyebrow raised, and said, "Like quilting!" This was after I had him take a few pictures of some nice tile jobs on floors that I thought I could turn into quilting desings, lol! Hmmm, maybe!

"I have one thing money can't buy - poverty"

"I work for the bomb squad - if you see me running, try to keep up"

Also, a vanity plate from a mom of many kids--

PB4UGO

The best one I saw was on the back of a very expensive looking
speed boat. In the RV pulling it in the passenger's seat was a
sullen looking woman.

The name on the boat?

Mamma's Mink

Just saw this one at my quilt guild meeting . "My other car is a sewing machine"

My all-time favorite is

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

I've seen this on a fence. There is a picture of a German Shepherd, and the sign says, 'I can make it to the fence in three seconds - can you?'

'Dust is a protective covering for the furniture.' (Too busy quilting.)

My kid can beat up your honour roll student